Jordin Tootoo RW Nashville Predators

Jordin Tootoo (center) has voluntarily entered the NHL's substance abuse problem, a problem that his mother believed started when his brother committed suicide 8 years ago. His mother believes the problem substance is indeed alcohol, and he's taking the steps to overcome his alcoholism. He has a career 93 goals and 116 assists, giving him a total of 209 regular season points to go along with 22 playoff points.

Chuck Liddell UFC

Chuck Liddell recently retired after an amazing UFC career becoming a UFC Light Heavyweight Champion and helping to bring the sport to the rise in popularity that it had. He finished with a career record of 21-8, while losing his last 3 matches against Rich Franklin, Mauricio Rua, and Rashad Evans. Already in the UFC Hall of Fame, he will work in an executive roll for a UFC parent company. No word yet if he plans to enter the bartending profession, or at least bouncing. No underage kids would even try to get in.

Charles Barkley SF/PF Pheonix Suns

Charles Barkley, the one time NBA MVP (1993 Suns) is seen here drinking Corona and working the pole like a girl with no morals or fatherly advice. The 11 time All Star proved he was trbl as an announcer, but mostly because he says funny shit like Favre shouldn't send dick picks unless his junk is huge. For that, I can respect him as an analyst.

[Pick from Smart Ass Sports]

Andray Blatche F Washington Wizards

Andray Blatche (left) is a former 2nd round selection in the NBA draft who played for the Roanoke Dazzle of the NBA D-League and is currently on the Washington Wizards. Though he has scored the most points for the Wizards this year -- there are 2 things that he is noticeably terrible at. 1 is getting women. His game is so outrageously bad that he got charged with solicitation when he tried to pay for sex from a female police officer. 2 is break away dunks.  Evidence of such below.

Terrence Williams G/F Houston Rockets

Terrence Williams, a former #11 overall draft choice by the New Jersey Nets, was shipped out of town in a three way trade that landed him in Houston with the Rockets. Of course, going to Houston he probably had to approve the strip clubs and the "make it rain-ability" of the clubs before the deal was finalized because that seems to be one of his favorite hobbies. [Pictures from The Big Lead, with more NSFW photos at WhatsPoppin.Net]

Gerald Hayes LB Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Geno Hayes, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers starting WLB who is currently third on the team in tackles, was arrested early this morning out late celebrating the Bucs victory over the Washington Redskins. During the game he had 1 tackle and 2 assists, as well as a sack. During the celebration at night, he finished with 2 charges, one of disorderly conduct and one of trespassing.

It started when Hayes was inside of the night club, Blue Martini, and a friend tried to enter but was turned away because he wasn't properly dressed. Hayes then pushed a police officer to the side and stood between him and the friend. They told Hayes that he could enter the club again, and he allegedly didn't move and "making derogatory statements and menacingly staring at the lounge security personnel and police." He was then escorted out of the club to the parking lot and told not to return. Which of course, he did.

10 minutes later he returned claiming that he had left his credit card in the building, and police and security personnel told him to sit elsewhere and wait while his friend retrieved it., however he didn't leave. Instead, he stood by the entrance and  "assumed an aggressive stance, acted combative and refused to leave the establishment," and "was loud, verbally abusive and made threats to myself and staff from the club." Officers threatened to use a stun gun if he persisted, and then they were forced to, however his clothes were too bulky and it wasn't affective. The cop was then forced to tackle Hayes and bring him into custody.

Edit: What Hayes was overheard yelling at officers was, "Bitch Ass cop. You ain't gonna do nothing. I ain't leaving. I don't have to leave."

Hayes was arrested for a night club incident at Florida State as well, before being a 6th round pick by the Buccaneers. There police were checking a bar for underage patrons, and they noticed Hayes waving his arms and screaming profanities. They tried to talk to him about what was going on, and he became aggressive, and friends tried to calm him down and pull him away. Then police tried to arrest him and he resisted, forcing the police to use a taser on him during this incident also.  A teammate, FB Joe Surratt, punched a cop who pushed him away for interfering with the arrest.  Hayes was charged with assault on an officer, resisting arrest without violence, and  disorderly conduct.

Mario Elie AC Sacramento Kings

Sacramento Kings assistant coach Mario Elie, a former player with the 76er's, Warriors, Trail Blazers, Rockets, Spurs, and Suns who was drafted by the Bucks was arrested for DUI early Thursday morning. The 3 time NBA champion was arrested at 1:15 AM after smelling like alcohol and subsequently failing a field sobriety test, and has since released a statement saying:

"I was pulled over last night on my way home for having a broken taillight, I had been out and had a couple of drinks. My blood alcohol level was slightly over the legal limit. I'm very sorry, embarrassed and disappointed for the position in which I put myself and team. Rest assured, it won't happen again as I take full responsibility for my actions."