Ryan Braun OF Milwaukee Brewers

Ryan "The Hebrew Hammer" Braun just got locked up by the Milwaukee Brewers until the 2020 season, which will keep him around until he is roughly 37 years old.

The three time All-Star starter and winner of the 2007 NL Rookie of the Year award signed a deal that is reportedly worth $105 million that extends the deal another 5 seasons at roughly $21 million/year. The deal puts him up there near the top of the list for highest paid outfielders.

That's a lot of drinking money.

Brett Lawrie 2B Toronto Blue Jays

Brett Lawrie is a 20 year old former #16 overall choice in the MLB draft by the Milwaukee Brewers, who traded him recently to the Toronto Blue Jays for pitcher Shaun Marcum. At the time, Lawrie was considered the Brewers #1 prospect on the roster. These pictures were sent to Miller Park Drunk where he posted them and rightfully insulted him as being a 'tool'. Lawrie is only 20 years old, so it's probably good he got sent back to Canada where, you know, its legal to drink at that age.