Charles Barkley PF Ex-Philadelphia 76er's

Charles Barkley is a one time NBA MVP who has made the All-Star game 11 times in 11 straight years. His off the field drinking resume is almost just as good. Along with his propensity to Gamble (once admitting to losing $2.5 million in a 6 hour period) his DUI arrest was very impressive.

He was pulled over for running a stop sign, and of course smelled like alcohol and had bloodshot, watery eyes. When asked if he had been drinking he told police, "Yes I have." When asked how much he had drank, he responded, "A couple, I could give you a bullshit answer but I didn't." He was then administered field sobriety tests which he failed, and refused a breathlyzer because his body guard, a police officer, told him to.  Police said he was very respectful during the entire situation and he wasn't treated any differently, but apparently he respectfully told police officers that he ran the stop sign because he was "in a hurry to pick up a 'hot' girl for sex." He told the officer, "You want to know the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," and then explained that he got a blow job from her a week earlier and it was the best in his life. In the jail, he told a jail employee that he's get "my name tattoo'd on your ass" to get him out of the DUI charge, before his drunk ass corrected himself and said he's get "your named tattoo'd on my ass".  His BAC was .149 and he spent 10 days in jail (roommates with rapper DMX) for the arrest.

Barkley was enshrined in the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2006

Charles Barkley SF/PF Pheonix Suns

Charles Barkley, the one time NBA MVP (1993 Suns) is seen here drinking Corona and working the pole like a girl with no morals or fatherly advice. The 11 time All Star proved he was trbl as an announcer, but mostly because he says funny shit like Favre shouldn't send dick picks unless his junk is huge. For that, I can respect him as an analyst.

[Pick from Smart Ass Sports]

Terrence Williams G/F Houston Rockets

Terrence Williams, a former #11 overall draft choice by the New Jersey Nets, was shipped out of town in a three way trade that landed him in Houston with the Rockets. Of course, going to Houston he probably had to approve the strip clubs and the "make it rain-ability" of the clubs before the deal was finalized because that seems to be one of his favorite hobbies. [Pictures from The Big Lead, with more NSFW photos at WhatsPoppin.Net]

Ron Artest F Los Angeles Lakers

Ron Artest does 2 things:

1. Play Defense Hard
2. Party Hard.

The former first round pick by the Chicago Bulls has had about as interesting a career as you can have not being  named Dennis Rodman. Artest won NBA Defensive Player of the Year in 2004, and won a championship with the Lakers last season, but he is more known for what he has done off the court. Specifically, the Pistons-Pacers brawl. After fouling Pistons Ben Wallace, and being shoved which led to an altercation by the scoring desk, Artest lay down on the scorers table, when a fan threw a Diet Coke on him. Then the shit hit the fan, he jumped into the stands and incorrectly picked a fight with the wrong person. That led to an all out Pacers on Pistons fan brawl, which ended up on the court with Artest punching a fan who was verbally abusing him. He received the longest suspension for on-court conduct in NBA history, 73 games and playoffs.

Other off the field conduct that has led to his (in?)famous career is proclaiming that he drank Hennessey Cognac in the locker room at halftime while with the Chicago Bulls, showing up to practices wearing a bath robe, applying at Circuit City so that he could get an employee's discount, his rap album, a domestic abuse charge, and just overall being a total bad ass.