Charles Barkley PF Ex-Philadelphia 76er's

Charles Barkley is a one time NBA MVP who has made the All-Star game 11 times in 11 straight years. His off the field drinking resume is almost just as good. Along with his propensity to Gamble (once admitting to losing $2.5 million in a 6 hour period) his DUI arrest was very impressive.

He was pulled over for running a stop sign, and of course smelled like alcohol and had bloodshot, watery eyes. When asked if he had been drinking he told police, "Yes I have." When asked how much he had drank, he responded, "A couple, I could give you a bullshit answer but I didn't." He was then administered field sobriety tests which he failed, and refused a breathlyzer because his body guard, a police officer, told him to.  Police said he was very respectful during the entire situation and he wasn't treated any differently, but apparently he respectfully told police officers that he ran the stop sign because he was "in a hurry to pick up a 'hot' girl for sex." He told the officer, "You want to know the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," and then explained that he got a blow job from her a week earlier and it was the best in his life. In the jail, he told a jail employee that he's get "my name tattoo'd on your ass" to get him out of the DUI charge, before his drunk ass corrected himself and said he's get "your named tattoo'd on my ass".  His BAC was .149 and he spent 10 days in jail (roommates with rapper DMX) for the arrest.

Barkley was enshrined in the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2006

Tember Marchant PG Darton College

Okay, you're 18 years old. You've been drinking, and you need to get home. SHIT, it's raining. Fuck my ass what to do? Well just drive -- BUT BE CONSPICUOUS. Okay, easy on the gas. Shit is that a cop?  Okay, it was just a van full of blind children.

What do you do next? If you answered run a stop sign and T Bone a cop car, that's probably the wrong answer. But that's exactly what 18 year old freshman Tember Marchant did. Now she has something to be known for other than "the only white girl on the Darton basketball team" After the accident she wasn't hurt badly, but had to crawl out of the cruisers other door to get out. There were 4 other people in the car who being best friends scattered and got away.

The best part of this -- and the social media world we live in -- is to look at her tweets from that night.

First tweet from the night states:

@TemberMarchant3 : Tonight is gonna be so good. Leggo! Imma be lookin fly as hell! #Holla@me

Next tweet from her better explains her night:

@TemberMarchant3 : Ohhhhh hell yeah. Party started. I got my drink and my 2 step.. Technically my WOP.

2 Tweets later must be after the damage happened:

@TemberMarchant3 : Probably the worst night of my life.

I don't know where Darton College is, or what division they are even in, but they just beat Albany Technical College but lost to Georgia Perimiter

Klay Thompson G Washington State

Washington States star guard Klay Thompson leads the team in points and assists, and they recently got a big victory against USC. UCLA comes up next on the schedule, and he won't be playing. Why bench your best player? Well because he partied a little toooooo hard after the victory.

Klay, who's father was selected #1 overall in the 1978 NBA draft, was arrested for marijuana possession which led to his suspension. He was pulled over at around 11:00 PM for driving with a busted headlight. Police smelled marijuana coming from the car, which only he was in, and asked him if he had been smoking. Stupidly, because the cops have probable cause at that point to search the car, he said that he hadn't been smoking. He was put in handcuffs and when police acquired a search warrant they found 1.95 grams of marijuana. He was given a citation and released with a future court date.

Thompson leads the Pac-10 in scoring and scored 22 points against USC.

Coco Crisp CF Oakland A's

31 year old Oakland Athletics CF Coco Crisp, who has also played for the Cleveland Indians, Boston Redsox, and Kansas City Royals, was celebrating spring training a little too hard when he got arrested for suspicion of DUI. He becomes the third MLB player arrested for DUI since spring training started.

Driving his Rolles Royce, he was pulled over for failing to maintain his lane of traffic. He took sobriety tests, which he obviously failed, and was arrested with no further incidents.

The Oakland A's released the following statement regarding the situation:

"Coco Crisp was arrested and detained early this morning under the suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. He was released from the city of Scottsdale jail this morning and arrived at Phoenix Municipal Stadium on time for team pregame drills. The A's are aware of the situation and take such matters seriously. The team and Coco will have no further comment until further details are available."

Patrick Kane RW Chicago Blackhawks

From Deadspin, more pictures of notorious partier All Star Chicago Blackhawks RW Patrick Kane drinking have been released to the internet. There probably isn't a more expensive cup in the world than the Stanley Cup, and Kane uses it to its full glory, as well as allowing some hotties to use it. Of course this season Kane has been accused of missing practices due to a hangover, or as the team called "flu like symptoms".  Living the life.

Austin Kearns OF Cleveland Indians

Way back on February the 12th Austin Kearns, the former member of the New York Yankees, Cincinnati Reds, Washington Nationals, and current Cleveland Indians was arrested for DUI. He was followed by a cop who saw him flashing his headlights and weaving through traffic, and when pulled over he admitted to drinking "a couple" of bourbon and cokes. He refused to take a field sobriety tests and asked the officers to cut him a break. However they didn't and he was cuffed and booked. Then, not on top of things, he didn't tell the Indians about the arrest, however he will be addressing it soon.

Matt Skole IF Georgia Tech

Georgia Tech 3B Matt Skole was suspended from Georgia Tech for the 2nd game of the season this year for "violation of team rules". Apparently driving drunk is against team rules. Skole must have skimmed that page.

Skole allegedly crossed the center line multiple times before being pulled over by the police. When pulled over police noticed that his eyes were watery and bloodshot, and Skole admitted to drinking a bourbon and coke. The All-ACC performer last season refused a breathalyzer and was charged with failure to maintain lane and and DUI.

Skole is projected to be drafted in the 3rd round of the 2011 MLB draft.